Here are some new photos of Linnocent, desperate for attention. In these photos, she’s leaving the Women’s Center yesterday, Monday. She knew she was going to be pap’d (she probably called the photographers herself), and so she braless and her nipples were tweaked for the special occasion. Ah, court-ordered community service!
So, if a crackhead falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it make a sound? Of course not! Which is why Linnocent is not only calling up paps to tell them to get shots of her tweaked nipples, she’s also calling up TMZ to create some sense of cracked-out drama regarding her community service. TMZ had TWO stories about Linnocent’s cracked-out community service yesterday, both sounding like they came straight from a source with whiskey-and-ice-cream-cake breath (Mother Crackie, or Ali, God knows). According to TMZ’s coked up source, Linnocent got a surprise call yesterday from The Downtown Women’s Center, and she was told that there was a new opening for orientation at 5 pm yesterday, and Linnocent took them up on it.
Apparently, the orientation takes less time than smoking the pipe, because Linnocent was done very quickly, and Mother Crackhead told TMZ that Linnocent would officially start her hours at the center later this week. Linnocent also got indignant at some report claiming that she skipped out on her first day – Linnocent a source with tweaked coke nipples told TMZ that the report is an “outright lie.”
Sigh… another 479 hours to go. It’s going to be one long, cracked-out catastrophe. I bet she’s not wearing underwear either.
UPDATE: TMZ just published ANOTHER Linnocent story, this time it’s all about how Linnocent will likely plead “no contest” to crack thievery, and if and when she does, the judge will likely just stick with the 120-day jail sentence that Judge Sautner ordered. The kicker? The LA County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ that Linnocent is likely to serve her “sentence” at home, wearing an electronic monitoring device. JESUS CHRIST. I mean, I would get all upset, but once they put the monitoring device on Linnocent, I give it one week before she sets it off with her cracked-out partying.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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